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Picasso in El Paso.

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

"It just don't feel right, drinking him like that."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

US Asylum

The wall of the dead.

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

"Hold it Slim... Ain't that Billy the Kid's horse?"

Man trips over a border.

Border Tunnel

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

"You DO want protection, don't you?"

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

Statue of liberty surrounded by barbed wire

"Look at the, Smokey, a low down lily-livered sodbuster!"

Army of the Frontier stands firm against Indian Outbreaks despite Retrenchement and Red-Tape

So Much For Reform

The US has many problems.

'I go to Canada for my heart medicine and to Mexico for my pain killers and write off the trips for medical expenses.'

'MEXICO!'

Borders

Problems at British customs

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

True Twit

"You still mad about that wall he's gonna build?"

"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."

Asylum Seekers.

Government Shutdown