Border Collies Pillows

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Hoarder Collie

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Viva Belarus!

"It's marzipan pigs."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

Frontex

Crossing Borders

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

The Best Defense for Trump's Wall

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

Passport Photo

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Child Migrants

Europe

US Asylum

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Muslim Screening Test

Last Customs Post Before the Border

"Suspected illegal alien."

Land's End

U.S. Customs.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"