Border Collies Pillows

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

Hoarder Collie

Schengen

UK border controls relaxed.

Collies Without Borders

Europe and immigration.

Viva Belarus!

"It's marzipan pigs."

Belarus lets immigrants into Europe

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

Frontex

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"

"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"

'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'

UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.

The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.

'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'

Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside

'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'

Passport Photo

Child Migrants

Europe

'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'

"Suspected illegal alien."

US Asylum

"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."

Land's End

Last Customs Post Before the Border

"Maximum quarantine protocol."

U.S. Customs.

"Which countries have you visited recently?"

Something To Declare. - "Air safety is a problem and our food is overpriced..."

"This passport is so weak that I need a visa to enter my own country."