"In heaven we're all Border Collies."
Border Collies Gifts
Looking for a gift for a border collie enthusiast? Discover products that capture their love for these smart, lively dogs. From home decor to apparel, our collection features adorable, witty, and heartfelt items that celebrate everything about border collies. Surprise a dog owner with something special that reflects their four-legged friend’s playful spirit and keen mind. Whether it's for a birthday, holiday, or just because, you'll find gifts that truly speak to a border collie lover's heart.
Hoarder Collie
Schengen
UK border controls relaxed.
Collies Without Borders
Europe and immigration.
Viva Belarus!
"It's marzipan pigs."
Belarus lets immigrants into Europe
Frontex
Crossing Borders
"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."
'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'
"Sales rep from Milton Keynes? You prove he no British spymaster who sent you on secret mission to Bananastan?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
UK Home Office - Workers in the inhospitality sector.
The Best Defense for Trump's Wall
The Statue of Liberty is spraypainted with a 'keep out' sign.
'I was expecting something a little more imposing.'
'I'm sorry Sir, I can't allow you to enter this country. Your passport is okay, but your internet rating is lousy!'
Customs caution: rabid tarantulas with AIDS inside
Passport Photo
'Go through laddie. Only a true Scotsman disnae wear anything under his Kilt.'
Child Migrants
Europe
US Asylum
"Maximum quarantine protocol."
'A little discretion would have worked wonders for your business.'
"Sorry, Celesteville remains banned."
Muslim Screening Test
Last Customs Post Before the Border
"Suspected illegal alien."
Land's End
U.S. Customs.
"Which countries have you visited recently?"
Border Collies Gifts Collection
Border Collies Mugs
Explore our collection of border collie mugs and find the perfect way to showcase your love for these smart, energetic dogs with a touch of humor and warmth.
Border Collies Pillows
Bring cozy comfort and border collie charm to your home with pillows that celebrate these intelligent and lively dogs—perfect for any dog enthusiast.
Border Collies Prints
Transform your space with vivid border collie art prints — perfect for dog lovers who appreciate stylish, energetic, and heartwarming decor that captures their pet’s spirit.
Border Collies T-Shirts
Looking for a playful way to show off your border collie pride? Our collection of themed t-shirts is ideal for casual wear and dog-loving outfits.