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Hoarder Collie

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Cats on Board.

No Soliciting

'Best watchdog I ever had!'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"That's just not the real me."

A day in the life of a dog.

"No not the puppy please"

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

Take You Home

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

"We've been sent a few army vets to help with the culling"

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

Transatlantic.

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

'Yeah, hi, Bob...when you asked me to pop in and feet Spot, I was kind of under the impression he was a dog!'

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

A pet cage wrapped in chains make the other customers in the waiting room nervous,

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"In heaven we're all Border Collies."

'It's over there behind the...'

Dog Funerals.

'Hey, where's my dog?'