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The Death Train

Collies Without Borders

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Crossing Borders

What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

Land's End

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Forbidden Travel to Cuba

Fortress America

Sign at a border crossing saying "Welcome to the U.S.A. - We'll put M&M's in anything!"

Man trips over a border.

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

"I guess we've crossed into Germany by accident."

"When I was small, all the kids in my family had their own personal jacuzzis."

Now Entering China

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"Looks like Congress decided to get serious about securing the border."

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

A missing brick in a wall reveals a man with a ladder.

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

The US has many problems.

Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.

Large dog going through customs

So Much For Reform

Entering Big Bucks County

'MEXICO!'

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

Problems at British customs

Borders