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What brings you to Canada? None of your beeswax. Border. Business, pleasure, asylum or melodrama? Huh? Our newest category. Donald Trump eats kittens! Ashton Kutcher. Melodrama, next!

Fitness Camp. I'm trying to strengthen our boarders!

Hard Border

"I came to this country with nothing but the hair on my back."

"You're sitting in my place!"

"It's to stop Americans getting in if Trump's elected."

Picasso in El Paso.

Elsa Alina Murano is president of Texas A&M, one of the country's 10-largest universities. She came to the USA from Cuba when she was barely 2 years old. She obviously started at an early age."

Relaxation of the visa regime.

Fortress America

Not a Cage/Not a Citizen

Man trips over a border.

"When I was small, all the kids in my family had their own personal jacuzzis."

Ill eagle problem.

Walls protecting the USA.

Irish Border

Smug Lur Transport. It was just a hunch.

"Tia Carmen says you guys are from Chicago. What part?"

"You forgot to tell him about the cigars and liquor under the seats, Dad."

'Sorry for checking but we were tipped off that trucks may be trying to smuggle illegal immigrants across the border.'

Maybe you shouldn't move to Canada to avoid getting married. Canada border. Besides, your fiance seems nice - if a wee bit demanding. Huh? How do you know? I've come to save my lass! Americans are so loud.

So Much For Reform

The US has many problems.

"Sorry, Dr. Jekyll - you look nothing like your passport photograph. . ."

Large dog going through customs

Borders

'MEXICO!'

Problems at British customs

US unemployed sneak into Mexico.

"I've spotted a fat gringo with gold clubs coming over the wall, poor wretch must be trying to escape persecution in his own country."

The Death Train

"I'm not illegal, I am expediting my immigration status."

Asylum Seekers.

Border Drones