Golden Retriever Fan Gifts

A Golden Non-Retriever

What's on the end of that lead?

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"She's a miniature."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Happy birthday Darling!

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'The Big Beg Theory'

Labradrone

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'It's my feature wall.'

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

Goldie, you hold the nail.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dachshund Yoga

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."