Golden Retriever Fan Gifts

A Golden Non-Retriever

What's on the end of that lead?

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"She's a miniature."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Labradrone

No Dogs.

Pets christmas tree

'While we're at it - let's cruise the Bahamas!'

"...and finally..."

'It's my feature wall.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

"Brrr! Lucky you, growing your own blanket!"

Goldie, you hold the nail.

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

Dachshund Yoga

"You want something retrieved? You've come to the right place!"

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

"Lucky I was able to find all you guys close to my house."

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....