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Labrador.

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

Plasma Ball

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'