Labrador Admirer Gifts

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Simply put.'

Love

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

No, I don

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Meow"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."