Labrador Fans Gifts

The Silence of the Lab.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Spa Dog

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"More please."

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Bad Dog!!! You can't trust those chocolate labs."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Labradrone

"The applications are limitless."

The emotional rollercoaster of a lab

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Village Pet Shop.

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"I got the part!"

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

And now bring the girls!

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'