Labradoodle Fan Gifts

"He's a Yankeedoodle."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Wolf Karaoke

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

No littering...

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

A Golden Non-Retriever

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Have you tried biting him?"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Garbage Piñata

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

Puppy.

'This is a real barnburner.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.