Labradoodle Gifts

"He won't bite, but he carries with him a large repository of judgements."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'...Or not.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Spa Dog

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Say, do you have time between all that DNA research to invent a non-smelly sock."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."