Lab Lovers Gifts

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

'Lost our maze research grant'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'The antidepressant failed preliminary testing. I still hate working here.'

Cloning Research

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

The adorably cute Labradoor (A dog in the shape of a door)

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."