Lab Rat Gifts

'They want bike lanes,'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum because I've always hated you and your homely family."

"It's called 'The Marketplace.' Just keep walking until you feel its inexorable pull. Good luck and stay in touch!"

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Ring for Service.

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Body Building

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'