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'They want bike lanes,'

"Personally, I never take anything but aspirin."

"I won't share credit for our invention of a truth serum because I've always hated you and your homely family."

"It's called 'The Marketplace.' Just keep walking until you feel its inexorable pull. Good luck and stay in touch!"

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Early Exercise Machines

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Ring for Service.

Body Building

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Apocalliptical

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"