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"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

"We fell for this last time remember..."

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

Early Exercise Machines

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Ring for Service.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Apocalliptical

'When I was your age I had a six pack, now I have a two four.'

"Croissants? Donuts? Chocolate? Good price, madame! Good price!"

"And just what makes you think I use Steroids?"

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."