Lab Rat Race Lover Gifts

The Bacteria Bowl

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

'...Or not.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."

'Fred, rumor has it you're closing in on some profound, elemental truth about the universe, and I wanted to remind you that our research funding specifically prohibits that!'

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"A possible eureka."