Rats Gifts

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"Lawyers and rats fleeing the ship; that can't be good."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Biceps, muscles and brawn

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

Gym Dog

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Early Exercise Machines

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Battery lifting weights

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

Body Building

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

''What I Did Over Summer Vacation,' by Craig Martin.'