River Rat Gifts

'yes, it's a gold nugget: We'd better hide it quick or else humans will come and ruin our river...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

I think we may have genetically overmodified the tomatoes.

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

A usual day.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Smiling rat.

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

Exercise rat race

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Fishing for rats.

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."