River Rafting Gifts

"And up ahead you'll see some jagged rocks that will definitely kill us if I don't turn around and pay attention."

Some rafters are caught red-handed seated comfortably in stolen floating devices...

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"Mind the whale, dear."

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Man fishing with large bait

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Fishing direction sign.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Dam it all

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Thames Pizza

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'