White-water Rafting Gifts

"Probably a different guy."

Pool attached to child's bed.

"Business doesn't take a summer vacation."

'Cannonball!'

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Bring your own inflatable.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Duck Hunt

Build a Raft

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Marco ..."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Bears going water skiing.

Surfing koala.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'How's the water skiing?'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

'That's funny, everybody else is going downstream.'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Swimming Prankster

'I think it's time we came to grips with our addiction to buying kayaks.'

'Quick, do a background search and see if this doctor passed his boards!'

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'