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'yes, it's a gold nugget: We'd better hide it quick or else humans will come and ruin our river...'

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

A usual day.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

'How's the new insomnia pill going?'

Smiling rat.

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

'. . . And I'm taking the lab rats with me!'

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Fishing for rats.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Exercise rat race

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

GP pay award wheel.