Rats Pillows

'Imprisoned for life? Are you sure?'

'You're the one that wanted more. And now look...and infestation!'

'Is this irony or coincidence?'

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

"Looks like your mother's off feeding the rats again."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

Biceps, muscles and brawn

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

Gym Dog

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Early Exercise Machines

'I wished I'd known about this club last week. I'm really stressed out at my job!'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I don’t care that muscle weighs more than fat. I only know I work out here and gain 5 pounds!"

Man to woman leaving health club: 'The instructor said I had lots of body definition ... plump, rotund, obese, heavy ...'

Battery lifting weights

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"I think I'm in the wrong kind of spin class!"

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

Ring for Service.

Body Building

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