Rat Hunting Pillows

"Dead rats, dead birds, dead skinks, I've tried all kinds of gifts, but there's no pleasing my mistress really..."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'Congratulations, you graduated.'

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

Run, Mike, Run!

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"About time they did something about the rats!"

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

A usual day.

"Here's a blues number I wrote after hat shopping the other day."

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I remember the time a cat came down here. We scared the hell out of him."

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Smiling rat.

'I can't help it, I love the taste of rabbit.'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

Exercise rat race

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Fishing for rats.

GP pay award wheel.

"Ah, its great to get away from the rat race!"

"Play Misty for me."

'I don't like this. . .'

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

Good clean fun...

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.