Rat Catcher Pillows

"About time they did something about the rats!"

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

9:00 - '' - '10:00' - '' - 'It's a 'spot the indifference' competition.' - '' -

"I've got an office and I've got a window, but I wouldn't say I've got a window office."

"Why 'Black Death'? Why not 'rodent-related'?"

A usual day.

Celebrity anagrams: Is a salt water rat (Answer: Alastair Stewart)

'Alex we talked about this, you can't bring live things home from the lake. . . no buts, they don't want to leave the lake. Let your little friends go.'

The Pied Piper is mobbed by fans.

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'My old man always used to say we eventually get the face we deserve. I wish I'd listened to him!'

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

(Pirate about rat): 'We became buddies when they threw me in the hole.'

'Does your phone have a scanner thingy? I've got a barcode on my butt if you want my number.'

"I need to relax? Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?"

Smiling rat.

"I hope you work out better than my last roommate. He had backaches, dizziness, and an erection that lasted four hours."

Fishing for rats.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Exercise rat race

'I can smell a rat, sergeant!'

The ultimate in rodent paradise.

GP pay award wheel.

"Play Misty for me."

"If you killed him using a tennis racket, you need a sports lawyer."

'I'm having a day when I can't catch up!'

"You never see a fish down here. I wonder if they know something we don't know."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"You're getting plenty of cardio. You should try some lifting."

'Have fun, but be careful - those things are loaded with nones, keys and loose change.'

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

"Pawn to King Four."

If you get lost, remember that there's a Starbucks on every corner.

Good clean fun...

Late businessman running with mobile phone and briefcase.