Snake Catcher Pillows

"I was cornered, but then I saw it was Tim, the snake catcher, so I knew I was safe: he would just catch me and release me back here later..."

"Me, I work with a professional snake catcher: he drops me into people's backyards at night and waits for the call in the morning to come and catch me again..."

'Your shoe's untied.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Stop, stop right there. That's it, that's the Anderson contract."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Snake Charmer

The Music Critic.

"Your profile didn't mention you being a chewer."