Labrador Lover Gifts

"The applications are limitless."

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

"Your labs are fine."

The emotional rollercoaster of a lab

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Village Pet Shop.

The ever delightful Labradoor.

Spa Dog

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

A Good Batch.

"Pick me!"

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Quick, start the car!"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'