Labrador Fans Pillows

The Silence of the Lab.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

A Golden Non-Retriever

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Like you, I don't know why they feed us every day, but as long as they do it, I'll stay...'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"What kind of tomorrow is it? — I don't know, when I wake up, it's already today."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

Spa Dog

'Just for kicks, let's come up with something that has a good side effect.'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"More please."

"Cloning is all very well in theory, but do you have any proof it can actually work?"

"Who put back an empty jar of formaldehyde?"

Labradrone

"The applications are limitless."

The emotional rollercoaster of a lab

'It's both physical and chemical. She works in a lab.'

Village Pet Shop.

"The research proves tall rats are more confident than short rats. At least I think it does. I've never been good at this."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

"I got the part!"

And now bring the girls!

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

Captain and Mrs Waters greeting the Tuggs family on Ramsgate Sands

"What if these guys in white coats who bring us food are, like, studying us and we're part of some kind of big experiment?"