Labrador Admirer Pillows

"She's a labrador retriever, and quite good at it as well."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Simply put.'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I'm going to get you fired."

Love

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"Meow"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

Fifty Shades of Gray

"We should get out to the country more often."

There are no rats with collars...