"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."
Golden Retrievers Gifts
Looking for a gift for a golden retriever enthusiast? Our collection features humorous and heartfelt items that capture the lovable spirit of this loyal breed. Whether for a dog owner or a canine admirer, find something special to bring a smile to any retriever fan. From mugs to prints, these gifts celebrate the golden's friendly nature and wagging tail charm, making any dog lover feel appreciated.
My other dog is a golden retriever
Playing Fetch.
'He's the one who needs obedience training!'
Theatre Masks and Butts
"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"
'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'
Blind man walking a tortoise.
"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"
Dog's In Tray and Out Tray
A Golden Non-Retriever
"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."
"She's a miniature."
Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet
Dog selling toilet water on front lawn
Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair
"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"
"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."
"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"
Puppy Love
"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"
"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."
"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"
"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"
My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.
'So who's smoking?'
Caber
'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'
Dog Drawing a Badger.
"We missed Fashion Week!"
"Is your dog friendly?"
"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."
'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'
"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."
Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'
Golden Retrievers Gifts Collection
Golden Retrievers Mugs
Love celebrating golden retrievers? Explore our collection of mugs featuring adorable and humorous designs that speak to every dog lover’s heart.
Golden Retrievers Pillows
Bring warmth and personality into your home with our cozy golden retriever pillows—ideal for any dog enthusiast wanting to add a friendly touch to their decor.
Golden Retrievers Prints
Transform your space with our delightful golden retriever prints, capturing the joy and loyalty of this wonderful breed in artwork that's as charming as your pet.
Golden Retrievers T-Shirts
Looking for a fun way to showcase your passion? Check out our range of golden retriever t-shirts, perfect for dog lovers who want to wear their heart on their sleeve.