Golden Retrievers Pillows

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

My other dog is a golden retriever

Playing Fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

A Golden Non-Retriever

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"Who says you can't teach an old dog new tricks?"

Puppy Love

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"If you're sure your son doesn't mind living in a cage and eating pet food then who am I to say no?"

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

My client is claiming that you have discriminated against him as a species, that your refusal to let him sniff client's bottoms is against his canine rights and that your policies have acted against him reaching partnership.

'So who's smoking?'

Caber

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Dog Drawing a Badger.

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"Is your dog friendly?"

"That's right, Carl. I'm bitchy. I'm supposed to be bitchy."

'We got Spot and Fluffy when it rained cats and dogs. You came in a baby shower.'

"I have to give you credit. You're a pit bull and you're nice on and offline."

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'