Dog Royalty Enthusiasts Pillows

It's good to be the king.

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Blind man walking a tortoise.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Not here - home!'

"She's a miniature."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

Chasebook

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

"You're completely screwed up."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

"Beer? I see you taught Roscoe to fetch?"