Pet Royalty Lovers Pillows

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

'Are we there yet?'

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"Gesundheit!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

Cat with Crown.

"Pampered?"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

Cat to boss: 'May I have some maternal leave this afternoon?'