Feline Royalty Enthusiasts Pillows

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

Litter Tray Training

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"This never happened."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'What's that humming sound?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."