Cat Royalty Fanatic Pillows

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Why don't you come get me? Oh that's right, you aren't allowed on the couch!"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

The Mouse Princess

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Well, here's the problem. You been takin' the hair ball pills and givin' the Viagra to the cats."