Feline Royalty Appreciator Pillows

'Treason!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Art Pets

Net Zero Superstitions

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

"Allow Me"

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Hello, Kitty!"

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'

'You're very narcissistic.'

'Disgusting! We don't go playing in their toilet!'