Feline Royalty Appreciator T-Shirts

'Treason!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

The universe that has me at the center of it is my kind of universe!

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Art Pets

Net Zero Superstitions

'Ah look, what a lovely tortoise shell cat.'

'Trust me, if you get them as kittens, you learn to love them...'

'I need a small, temporary tax hike - I found a great investment opportunity in Nigeria.'

"Allow Me"

"Shake hands, Mitten! Rexy here does it! Come on! So can you!"

Cat strenuously denies hat poo under the bed is anything to do with him...

"Holy smokes, he's undefeatable!"

"That's Fred. He was raised by bats..."

Cat eyes up cocktail olive.

Puppy school vs. kitten school

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Novox Genlab: 'I don't know if we should call the world press or keep quiet?'

'No, but next week, the fireworks start in earnest.'

'I think I'll give her that enigmatic look that convinces her I have some higher mysterious power.'

"Does the fool not realise who I am...?? I am GORDO - Destroyer of Worlds and I shall rip his soul apart...Hmmm...actually, that ball of wool looks like it needs punishing..."

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"It's curiosity and your HMO won't cover it."

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

"Hello, Kitty!"

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'Orange cats are responsible for 90% of all crime, while the grey cats are destroying our economy... And don't get me started on the calicoes - they are just sober orange cats who can't drive.'

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

'I think it's marvellous the way they know which cupboard their food is in!'

"Deep and crisp and even...just how I like my pizzas!"

'Esmarilda is purring Harold. That's a good sign.'

'You're very narcissistic.'

'Yes, I do believe in the finicky gene.'