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Puppy school vs. kitten school

'Don't disturb him, he's only just got settled...'

"We need volunteers for the car chasing fundraiser."

What does aloof mean?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

Cat with Lion reflection in mirror

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

Laboratory Retriever

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

"Slippery, huh?"

"Chasing squirrels is more art than science."

Say cheese!

'Those aren't sprinkles! they're FLEAS!!!! 'I made it from scratch.'

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.

Catroom.

'Very nice, but is there room to swing a cat?'

'I gave her that ball of yarn...'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

'I think we need to do some updated x-rays - these appear to be four lives ago, Mr. Jingles.'

"The director told me we were going to green-screen the cat in!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

David Attenborough

Cat in a Christmas tree.

Rabbits picknick

'She's still trying to decide if she likes you or not.'

"My New Year's resolution is to acknowledge the dog, but you know how hard resolutions are."

The Invention of Bagpipes

"Just walk away, Harold, just walk away ..."

Musical Dog

Canary Heaven...

"Get ready."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.