Feline Royalty Handler T-Shirts

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

After bring your cat to work day, I ended up with 5 extra cats.

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Cat with Crown.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"Our cat is the only god this home needs."

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

You will fall in love with yet another cat.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"You can't ride the Roomba until you finish your vegetables."

Reigning cats and dogs.

Cat wins lottery and vows to carry on working.

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"If you fits, you sits!"

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

"Who gets Meals on Wheels?"

"Oh, my family used to be rich alright: my grandfather was not referred to as a "house cat", but as a "grand manor cat"..."

"Cats! You can't live with them and you can't live without them."

"I told him: Of you want cute, get a kitten. If you want a professional, call me."

"This all started with the Fancy Feast."

'Treason!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'