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Cat with Crown.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'How about a game of cards?'

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Pampered?"

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

New Age Pit Bull

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"He spoils them."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

'How about a game of cards?'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

Reigning cats and dogs.

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"Take me to your leader"

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Posh Doghouse.

Country mansion full of dogs.

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

Queen of diamonds

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'