Pet Royalty Lover Gifts

Cat with Crown.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'How about a game of cards?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"Pampered?"

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

New Age Pit Bull

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'I know you had to give him a job because he's a relative, but I still think a Press Secretary should know how to read and write.'

"He spoils them."

'How about a game of cards?'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

I'm leaving, I've found a new best friend on the internet.

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

Reigning cats and dogs.

'It's my first dog house with indoor plumbing.'

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

"I'm not one to complain but the service in this place leaves a lot to be desired."

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

'As a result of the accident several of the dogs had to be put down.'

"Take me to your leader"

"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

Posh Doghouse.

Country mansion full of dogs.

Queen of diamonds

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'