Monarchic Pet Lover Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"Lap fish..."

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Pampered?"

Cat with Crown.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'Do you have to do that every time?'

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

When Pugs dream.

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'

"She's a weiner cat."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"