Monarchic Pet Lover Pillows

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Boy bringing home an octopus in a fish bowl.

"He was a dog person, I was a cat person, the answer was a ferret."

"Lap fish..."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Upper East Side Dog Park

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

Priest with the Pet Devil.

"Pampered?"

Cat with Crown.

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

The pet shop of Doctor Moreau

Cat on a psychiatrist's couch: 'Truth is, I'm not really a cat person.'

'Oh, that's Corky's way of saying hello.'

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

'Mutt is very insulting and definitely politically incorrect, but where do I find an animal rights attorney at this hour of the night?'

'It's only temporary until we can find a good home for the cats.'

Fish in Water Cooler.

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"My Instagram feed is basically people, dog food and tennis balls."

Joey tries to teach his pet rock how to swim.

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

When Pugs dream.

A sausage dog shrinking after toileting

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'Interesting. . . 'While dogs respond to dog whistles, wolverines respond only to cash and traveler's checks.''

"She's a weiner cat."

'Nature abhors a vacuum. Nature is my cat.'