Pet Royalty Gifts

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Reptile Class: 'My homework ate my dog.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

Cat with Crown.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'

Posh dog views expensive food and wine.

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

Reigning cats and dogs.

"Has someone forgotten the cucumber slice and lemon wedge in my spring water again, Edna?"

'I hear you have a side business.'

'We should have never named her, Queen.'

At a mansion with a doorman a dog and cat have their own little doors with their own little doormen.

'Shouldn't you be shedding that winter coat by now?'

It's good to be the king.

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

'Congratulations, Martha. This is a meal fit for a king.'

'You must be the new taster.'

"I put it on AirBnB it for the weekend."

"Hi, I'm Rex - it's Latin for 'King'."

"This all started with the Fancy Feast."

"Feh! Now this is a real princess!"

'Treason!'

'You've made a powerful enemy'