Pet Royalty Lovers Prints

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

'You've made a powerful enemy'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"He doesn’t say much, but he thinks a lot."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

'Are we there yet?'

"Gesundheit!"

'Of course if you wanna a really BIG family I guess we could always adopt.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

'Master Pavlov is a bit strange these days: For some reason, he rings a bell before serving us dinner...'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'An this good luck charm is to commemorate when our turtle ran away. He's the one who took Jim's pinkie.'

" ... then subtract 75 pounds for the cat ... "

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

"Today we're going to talk about lowering the drawbridge."

"We've done it Agnes. We're living the dream."

Cat with Crown.

"Pampered?"

White cat on top of a Christmas tree.

Owner Rolls Out Red Carpet For Large Cat

"She doesn't eat raw zebra... Where can we get Alaska wild salmon in cream truffle sauce in the middle of Africa?"

"Look Dad! I made potty all by myself!"

"But I don't have any wishes related to food or squirrels."

Hello City Pound? Please take my dog away.

'We're not following the poodle home.'

"Do you actually trust that thing?"

'Maybe we shouldn't have used the tail as the donor site for a skin graft.'

'In the future you will address me as 'Your Royal Highness'.'