Dog Royalty Enthusiasts Mugs

It's good to be the king.

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Snoopy with Laptop

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Not here - home!'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"You're completely screwed up."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Actually, she's turned out to be a very clever pet. Watch when Rex stands up, she'll feed him a biscuit.'

Chasebook

"I couldn't possibly lick another baby right now."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Call me a taxi if I start foaming at the mouth."

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."