Canine Royalty Enthusiast Mugs

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"He's a guard dog."

"She wishes to range free!"

'You've made a powerful enemy'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Czarcasm

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

"In my own country I didn't drive a taxi."

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'I screwed up royally!'