Golden Retriever Guardians Gifts

Goldie, go fetch the skunk I just shot!

City Zoo: Day Care

Cats on Board.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

A day in the life of a dog.

Take You Home

'Not only is he cute and smart but he's had all his shots too.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"Try to act scared...he thinks he's a Rottweiler!"

Nesting Camp, Pecking Camp, Cock-a-D00dle-Doo Camp … Whatever happened to growing up free-range?

"But is it Organic?"

"He calls it an 'accident' but you and I both know that was no accident."

Goldie, you hold the nail.

"The best way, son, is to bury your bones in airtight containers: it will keep them clean and fresh..."

'Unfortunately, Rex didn't realize he was about to pee on an electric fence...'

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."

'Here's woofing at you, kid!'

An angel in heaven is walking an angel dog.

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

There's nothing like the real thing!

Make a careful study of these creatures and use every means to combat them...

'Oh, great! And we don't have any dry insurance!'

Welcome to the Society of Veterinarians Who Have Spayed Tomcats!'

'All this humidity is terrible for my sinuses.'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

"No, the sign doesn't refer to the puppy. Fang, is standing right behind you."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I do have a cat. Why do you ask?"

'It's over there behind the...'

'Hey, where's my dog?'