Golden Retriever Enthusiast Gifts

I forgot it was her birthday.

My other dog is a golden retriever

Goldie, you hold the nail.

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

Theatre Masks and Butts

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

'Super Dog'

Foster failure

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Sheep dog late for work

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour