Golden Retriever Enthusiast Gifts

I forgot it was her birthday.

My other dog is a golden retriever

Goldie, you hold the nail.

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

'Super Dog'

Foster failure

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Three more years of high school."

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

Sheep dog late for work

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Happy Hour