Rottweiler Fan Prints

City Pound: Rottweiler and ROTFL-Weiler.

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Baby squirrel & Berries

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'OK Mr and Mrs Johnson let's spin the wheel and find you a child!'

Leonore from Fidelio

Mars Rover

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

Happy birthday Darling!

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

'Really? Your daddy's never given you a piggyback ride? Now, that's strange...'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Young Pups In A Chat Room.

"After losing my partner, I felt lost until I realized I had not only an empty shell but also a short-term accommodation business."

'He's so clever he's learning a second language!'

"Back away from the squirrel!"

"What?! Really? You didn't ask Santa for carrots? I always ask for carrots..."

'You carry a rabbit's foot — well, that explains the rabbit fever.'

Mick Jagger at 95.